Privacy Policy: what we collect and how to stop it

SirenPicks is a review publication, not a shop, and we collect as little as it is possible to collect. This page says exactly what is collected, why, for how long, and how to make us stop. It covers the EU/UK GDPR rights and the California CCPA/CPRA rights in the same place.

What data does SirenPicks collect about me?

At most three things: your email address if you subscribe to the newsletter, the details you type into a contact or brand-enquiry form, and — only if you explicitly allow it — aggregate analytics about which pages are read. There is no account system, we process no payments, we set no advertising cookies, and we do not sell or share reader data with advertisers, because there are no advertisers on this site. Analytics is off until you press Allow: the Google tag is not requested at all before that, so declining means nothing reaches Google — not even a cookieless ping.

  • You can read the whole site with zero tracking. Decline the banner, or block cookies — the site works either way. That is why analytics is opt-in rather than opt-out.
  • No ad cookies, no cross-site tracking, no data sales. There is not a single advertising tag on this site. The list of what is not for sale here is longer than the list of what is: a score, a ranking, a placement inside a roundup, a favourable verdict, or the removal of a measurement we published.
  • The only thing stored in your browser by us is your own consent choice, kept in local storage for 180 days and clearable at any time.
  • Your rights work everywhere, not just in the EU. Access, correction, deletion, portability, objection and withdrawal are honoured for every reader regardless of location.

The short version

  • No analytics until you allow it. Google tags are not requested at all before you press "Allow analytics". Declining means zero data leaves your browser.
  • No advertising, ever. No ad networks, no ad cookies, no remarketing, no cross-site tracking, no data sales.
  • Emails only for what you asked for. A newsletter address is used to send the newsletter. A contact or enquiry message is used to reply.
  • 18+. This site is intended for adults. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 18.

Who is responsible for your data

SirenPicks (the publisher of sirenpicks.com) is the data controller for the small amount of personal data described here. Privacy questions, access requests and deletion requests go through our contact page — mark the message "privacy request".

What we collect and why

Every category of personal data we hold
WhatWhy we have itLawful basisKept for
Newsletter email addressTo send you new reviews. Nothing else, and no sharing.Consent — you typed it in and submitted the form.Until you unsubscribe, plus 30 days to process the removal.
Contact or brand-enquiry details (name, company, email, message)To reply to you and, for brand enquiries, to run the partnership conversation.Legitimate interest in answering the people who contact us, or consent where you asked for a reply.Up to 24 months from the last message in the thread.
Aggregate analytics (pages viewed, referrer, approximate region, device class)To see which tests are actually useful so we write more of them.Consent — only after you press "Allow analytics".Up to 14 months in Google Analytics, then expired.
Server logs at our hostSecurity, abuse prevention and keeping the site up.Legitimate interest in operating a secure site.Short-lived, per our hosting provider's standard retention.

Cookies and local storage

Every cookie and storage item on this site
Name / typePurposeSet whenRetention
No cookieThe consent banner remembers your choice, stored in your browser's local storage — not a cookie, and not sent to us.You click Allow or Decline.180 days, then we ask again. Clearable at any time.
Google Analytics (_ga, _ga_*)Optional, aggregate measurement of which pages are read. IP is anonymised, Google Signals and ad-personalisation signals are disabled.Only after you press "Allow analytics".Up to 14 months, then expired.
Advertising cookiesNone. This site runs no ad networks, no ad tags and no remarketing.Never.Not applicable.
Functional cookiesNone beyond the local-storage entry above. Forms use no cookies.Never.Not applicable.

If you have already accepted and want to change your mind, use the button below: it clears your stored choice and brings the banner back so you can decline. Declining is as easy as accepting, which is a legal requirement in the EU and UK, not a courtesy.

How long each thing we hold survives

Enquiry thread, from your last message 24 months
Analytics records in Google Analytics 14 months
Your consent choice, in local storage 6 months
Newsletter address, after you unsubscribe 1 month

The longest-lived item is an enquiry thread at 24 months and the shortest is a newsletter address, removed 30 days after you unsubscribe. Server logs are the one category with no bar: their retention is our host's to publish, and inventing a figure to complete the set is the failure this page exists to prevent.

How long each thing we hold survives. Four retention windows, and every one of them is a number this page states in a table above — the chart is the same claim in one shape rather than a new one. Enquiry threads run to 24 months from the last message; analytics records expire inside 14 months; the consent choice sits in your browser's local storage for 180 days, shown here as six months so the rows compare; and a newsletter address is deleted 30 days after you unsubscribe. The comparison is the argument: the thing we keep longest is a conversation you started, and the thing we keep shortest is the mailing list, which is the reverse of how a marketing-led site prices its own data. Server logs have no bar on purpose, because their retention belongs to our hosting provider to publish and a chart that invented a figure to look complete would undermine every other number on this page.

When you allow analytics, we load Google Analytics 4 through Google Consent Mode v2 with ad storage, ad user data and ad personalisation permanently denied, and analytics storage granted only by your choice. IP anonymisation is on. Google acts as a processor for this measurement; see Google's privacy policy and how Google uses data from sites that use its services for their side of the arrangement. Because our implementation does not request the Google tag before consent, no data — and no cookieless ping — reaches Google if you decline.

Who else touches your data

  • Supabase — stores newsletter addresses and enquiry messages for us, as a processor, under row-level security that prevents public reads.
  • Cloudflare — serves this site and keeps the short-lived security logs described above.
  • Google — only if you allow analytics, and only for aggregate measurement as described above.

We do not sell, rent or trade personal data. We do not share it with advertisers, and there are no advertisers on this site.

International transfers

Our processors may store data outside the EU/UK. Where that happens, transfer relies on the processor's standard contractual clauses and, for Google, the EU-US Data Privacy Framework. If you would rather no data left your region at all, decline analytics and contact us only when necessary.

Your rights

Depending on where you live, you may have some or all of the following, and we honour all of them for every reader regardless of location:

  • Access — ask what we hold about you and get a copy.
  • Correction — have inaccurate data fixed.
  • Deletion — have your data erased, including a newsletter address.
  • Objection and restriction — object to processing based on legitimate interest, or ask us to pause it.
  • Portability — receive the data you gave us in a machine-readable format.
  • Withdraw consent — at any time, including via the button above or the unsubscribe link in every email.
  • No discrimination — exercising any of these rights will never change what you see on this site.

We answer verified requests within 30 days. You also have the right to complain to your local data-protection authority.

Our commitments on the awkward questions

  • Do you track what I read across other sites? No. Analytics is first-party, aggregate and off until you allow it.
  • Do you sell my email? No, and we never have.
  • Can I read the site without any tracking at all? Yes. Decline the banner, or block cookies entirely — the site is fully functional either way. This matters in this category, and it is the reason analytics is opt-in rather than opt-out.
  • Do you use dark patterns to make declining hard? No. Decline and Allow sit next to each other, at the same size, on the first layer. Declining takes one click and is not buried.

Changes to this policy

When this policy changes we update the date below and, for material changes, say what changed rather than quietly reissuing the page. Previous wording on material points is kept visible in the Trust Centre.

Last reviewed: September 2026.

Every field this site asks you for, and how many

Newsletter signup, on every article 1 required field
Reader question form, /contact/ 3 required fields
Brand and OEM brief, /for-brands/ 6 required fields
Account, profile, checkout — none of these exist 0 required fields

The largest form on the site asks 6 required fields, and the smallest asks 1. Only required fields are counted; optional ones are choices rather than requests. The last row is not a count — there is no account, no profile and no checkout on this site, so there is nothing for it to count.

Every field this site asks you for, and how many. Four surfaces, and how many fields each one actually demands before it will work. The counts are taken from the form markup this build renders rather than typed in by hand, so a field added to the enquiry form moves the bar on the next build — which is the only way a chart like this stays true. The newsletter asks 1 required field, because an address is the entire mechanism; the reader question form asks 3, because a reply needs a name to address and a message to answer; the brand and OEM brief asks 6, because it is the four answers a factory cannot quote without — market, volume, destination and the kind of help you want — plus the name and the address to reply to. The last row is an absence rather than a measurement: there is no account to create, no profile to fill and no checkout to pass through, so nothing on this site collects a postal address, a birth date or a card number. Only required fields are counted here — an optional field is a choice the reader makes, not something the site asks for, and counting the two together is how a form with six blank boxes describes itself as asking four.

Questions about privacy and cookies

Do I have to accept cookies to read SirenPicks?

No. The site is fully functional if you decline. Declining means no Google tag is requested at all — no cookie, no identifier and no cookieless ping reaches Google. The only thing stored in your browser is your own consent choice, kept in local storage for 180 days.

What data does SirenPicks collect about me?

Three things at most: your email address if you subscribe to the newsletter, the details you type into a contact or brand enquiry form, and — only if you allow it — aggregate analytics about which pages are read. We hold no account data, process no payments and set no advertising cookies.

Is the analytics really off until I allow it?

Yes. We use Google Consent Mode v2 in basic mode: the Google tag is not requested before you press "Allow analytics". Declining produces no data and no cookieless ping. This is stricter than the minimum Google requires, and it is deliberate — readers in this category have good reason to care.

How do I withdraw consent or delete my data?

Use the "change my analytics choice" button on the privacy page to withdraw analytics consent instantly, or unsubscribe from any newsletter email in one click. To have a newsletter address or an enquiry thread erased entirely, send a privacy request through the contact page; we answer verified requests within 30 days.

Where is my data stored, and is it transferred outside the EU?

Newsletter addresses are kept until you unsubscribe; enquiry messages are kept for twelve months so we can answer a follow-up about the same question, then deleted. There is no account database and no advertising profile. If you want a copy of what we hold, or want it removed early, write to the contact address and we will confirm the deletion in writing. The request does not require you to explain why, and it does not change what you can read on the site.

Do you collect data from children?

No. SirenPicks is an 18+ publication about adult wellness products and is not directed at anyone under 18. We do not knowingly collect personal data from children, and if we learn we have, we delete it.

Is anything measured before I agree to it?

The choice is stored in this browser rather than in an account, so it applies to every page on the site until you change it or clear site data. No tag is requested on the first visit and none is requested on a reload. What is stored is a single preference value; there is no identifier attached to it and nothing is sent when you decline. That is also why the same control appears on every page: a consent choice that worked only on the page where it was made would be no choice at all.

What happens to a message I send through the contact form?

It reaches a named tester, it is used to answer the question asked, and it is then subject to the rights described on this page: you can ask what we hold, ask for a copy, and ask for deletion. We do not sell contact data and we do not add a business enquiry to the newsletter list, because those are two different permissions and asking for one is not asking for the other.

Your data, your call

You can read everything here with nothing switched on.

Analytics is opt-in in the strictest sense: no Google tag is requested until you allow it, so declining means nothing is measured and nothing is shared. If you change your mind later, the button on this page puts the choice back in front of you — declining is never harder than accepting.

The minimum we can collect, and why it stays minimum

Our privacy commitment →

Analytics on this site is opt-in in the strictest usable sense: no measurement tag is requested until you allow it, so declining means nothing is measured and nothing is shared. Data minimisation is not a preference we invented; it is a stated principle of modern data-protection law, summarised in the Wikipedia entry on the General Data Protection Regulation, and the same principle is why we ask for an email address only if you ask us to send something.

The discipline behind it has a name in the design literature: a system that collects data it has no use for will find a use for it, which is exactly the failure mode [Norman, 2013] describes — and the cheap defence is simply not to collect it.

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